FAT WELSH WEIRDO, the first single by Mink-C from the upcoming ‘Ignuntology’ LP is available now at all major streaming sites, check it out at https://ditto.fm/fat-welsh-weirdo. Click this article to see the lyric sheet.
Lyric Sheet Look into the mirror everyday and say ‘YESS!’ Never understand why people think I’m a mess underground respects me like I’m Elliot Ness Other people groan like I’m causing em stress Restaurant with family, always smile never rude Waiters smile back cos they spat in my food Read shit reviews leave me dispirited I Travel round the country Barred from bars I’ve never visited Donate to tramps,But they throw the money back Always catch flak, crippled kids call me spak Walk the streets, it’s horrid but this shit’s symbolic People cross the road, homeless clutch onto their wallet Why hate this unflappable cat, flows supernatural Chill I kick back but get attacked like I’m an animal Wonder why my door handles smeared with diarrhea Til Lionel tells me “You’re in England wearing Welsh gear’! Newport De Niro? Exotic like Rio de Janeiro? Nope. It’s ‘Fat Welsh Weirdo’ Fat Welsh Weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo Everywhere I go I’m called a Fat Welsh Wierdo Touring coast to coast, club owners go ghost When they found out where I’m from they’re like ‘I ain’t booking that Weirdo’ Fat Welsh Weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo Bigots everywhere call me a Fat Welsh Wierdo Hit a club grinning , trying to get my swerve on Ladies look disgusted only there to get my perve on - “I’m the welsh boy wonder wanna come to my place?” Always fucking end up with a drink in my face Sadly retreat, “Urgh I would sooner fuck my daddy You’re worse than the paddies fuck off back to the valleys” Outnumbered so a haymakers a risk I ain’t taking Fuck waiting, bitch ruined the night so I’m escaping Dust myself down, next day I’m into town Smile at people, in response they grimace and frown Smooth suit buying like I’m Omar Sharif Staff clock I’m welsh, follow me like a thief Understand if it was Saville Row but yo I’m at a loss I get the same shit at Oxfam, Mencap and Red Cross Even at the market, market traders chase me away All because my Newport County shirts on display English Roses loves me in my English clothes Slip on a rugby shirt become a ‘Fat Welsh Weirdo’ Fat Welsh Weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo Tells me take it off, I’m like ‘You must be out your mind ho’ Smiled at by girls when I buy ‘em a drink See my name on the debit card, know what they really think Fat Welsh Weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo They don’t have to say nothing, I get the picture Out to eat with Lionel B, restaurant is empty Maitre’D says he can stay but not that fucking weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo You get the idea Over the severn i’m a Fat Welsh Weirdo Beach sunny day Dragon Tatt on display kiddies kick sand in my face and shout loudly Fat Welsh Weirdo Fat Welsh Weirdo Bitches should learn to control their fucking kids Hard to get ahead offered menial work Even cockle-picking gangmasters think I’ll just shirk Fat Welsh Weirdo Workshy Weirdo Cleaning the bogs is where you find the welsh round here bro Hassled by local police for no reason When they find Im from Wales I get a proper fucking beating Fat Welsh Weirdo, Cops think they’re tough Took six of them cunts to take me out, and I was cuffed! We ain’t done motherfuckers we are coming flooding over the border, fucking your tramp assed daughters And your grandkids will be called shit like Gruffyd, Caradog and Gethin Peace