New Single ‘Stronger’ has mumble rap in it’s sights

The THIRD single to be taken from the upcoming ‘Ignuntology’ album has been released on all major streaming sites on 6th September 2021. The song’s origins lay some years ago in the StonesThrow beat battles, however a number of changes have taken place – cleaner samples, better mix, an extra verse in the main song as well as an entire second part where the message to mumble-rappers couldn’t be clearer. See lyrics below

STRONGER

Props to all the MCs who keep strong
 
 This ones going out to all the bitch assed rappers in the house
 Check it out
 Yo, Yo, Yo
 
 Don’t just do beats, better known for raps
 Bust caps, won’t catch me wearing assless chaps
 My pops used to tell me that girls were a buzzkill
 take you for ya money throw it back in ya grill
 So now I keep it triple x, tramp stamp filler
 youporn.com is way too vanilla
 When I copulate I’m like riddick bowe in the ring
 violating orifices while I bounce on the box springs
 take ya wife and kick her back door down like a copper
 learnt that trick in Belmarsh, do her good and proper
 ya can’t trap me babe, put away ya boobs
 I get more ass than Bill Cosby with a handful of quaaludes
 Homes, I got more muscle mass than Stallone's
 The wifes at home while I’m jumping mad bones like Tom Jones
 I’ll ruck like  Gareth Thomas, ain’t No freestyler
 Creep in the crib of Bonnie Tyler with a shank like in Delilah

 stronger than your average MC
 stronger than the people that you see on TV
 stronger than the men who laid the railroads
 stronger than a builder walking up the ladder with heavy loads
 stronger than the worlds strongest man
 stronger than the big bang before time began
 stronger than adhesive like araldite
 Monster Bond, J.B.Weld or Loctite
 
 Trust me homeboy, I could do ya some harm
 Like a cross between Klitchsko and Vince McMahon
 Better Not Call Saul, you better call this baller
 A modern day Fonz but two foot taller
 On an algebraic tip, write it down like long division
 Life long mission while you swinging and missing
 I’m dissing all the young buck feminised rappers
 and jump into the crowd like the green bay packers
 Run like the clappers, like a white Usain
 (Bolt) train like a champ, cocaine and chow mein
 no 100 yard dash, just flicking my ash
 and hit the mpc and mic, with style and panache
 No rickenbacker, cats love my tracks
 Give me daps, while you stab a taffy cat in the back
 Criticising my flow, I’ll have you know
 yo, I been doing this shit  since the Benny Hill Show
 
 stronger than your average MC
 stronger than the people that you see on TV
 stronger than the men who laid the railroads
 stronger than a builder walking up the ladder with heavy loads
 stronger than the worlds strongest man
 stronger than the big bang before time began
 stronger than adhesive like araldite
 Monster Bond, J.B.Weld or Loctite
 
 You say I’m old, son that may be true
 Listen youth even with your crew you’re crazy to
 Challenge me, can’t understand a word you say
 Talked shit, now you’ll see how us owd-uns play
 Youthful exuberance will get you so far
 About as far as when you’re trussed up like a turkey in the boot of my car
 At least your mumbles make sense with a tape on ya grill 
 twirl my pizzo like a tweaker get my vape on
 Ya don’t think it’s fair, believe I have my reasons
 I always get this feeling when I hear you bleeding heathens
 Down to stop ya breathing, Creepy like a recluse
 Fuck ya wack ass diction and Fuck your funkless loops
 May be knocking on like Jagger, truth teller not bragger
 And I’m marvellous with a granite chin, like  Marvin Hagler
 Inspire and Spit fire, never tire like a shire horse
 To featherweight rappers i’m the  unstoppable force
 
 stronger than your average MC  
 stronger than the people that you see on TV
 stronger than the men who laid the railroads
 stronger than a builder walking up the ladder with heavy loads
 stronger than the worlds strongest man
 stronger than the big bang before time began
 stronger than adhesive like araldite
 Monster Bond, J.B.Weld or Loctite
 
 The songs nearly done
 Just one more thing to say
 
 Strength when rhyming is not just physical
 Lyrically, Rhythmically articulating syllables
 Some of dem youth, lyricism lazy
 Couldn't give a toss if they start dressing like a lady
 But dickheads dressed as chicks with tiny dicks taking sips
 Of sherry, these fairies with pouting lips need rhino-whipping’ till they
 Stop mumbling on the mic. Stop fucking mumbling on the mic
 Stop mumbling - I need closed captions
 Not in it for the love of hip-hop to you it’s fashion
 Stop mumbling on the mic. Stop fucking mumbling on the mic
 Stop mumbling - I cannot sympathise
 When you supposed to be a rapper but you cannot vocalise
 Stop mumbling on the mic. Stop fucking mumbling on the mic
 Stop mumbling - And dressing like dandies
 Wannabe tranny popping way too many xannies
 Stop mumbling on the mic. Stop fucking mumbling on the mic
 Stop mumbling - I just can’t hear ya
 And stop acting hard if you dressing like Shakira!

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